My Mom Made $100 From A Monkey's Penis!

TRUE STORY:

Today I received a call from my Mom. "Hey Angie, can you email me those pictures you took at the zoo? I want to sell them on Ebay. I mean I don't make any money selling pictures, but I want to use them anyway." Ok...why waste your time selling something on Ebay if you do not make money? HUMMMMMMM...Ok...anyway....it continues. I email the pictures I took of animals at the zoo...please note that I am not like this huge animal lover/photographer, I simply took pictures of the animals my daughter saw for the first time when she visited the zoo. Phew!!!!...I just wanted to get that off my chest. So about an hour after I emailed those pictures, my Mom calls me back and says, "Angie? Did you look closely at the picture with the Monkey? Because, well, um, his penis is showing!" I'm thinking....it's WAY too early in the morning for me to talk about Monkey Penis! THEN she asks....."So did you take the picture BECAUSE of the penis? Or because of the his snout?" WHAT!?!?!?! Oh My Goodness....I say...."MOM because of the snout! I am NOT into the Monkey penis! OK?" She just starts laughing and laughing and says..."Thanks Angie! I just won $100 from your Father! He said you took the picture because of the penis and I said you took it because of the snout." I literally took my finger and swirled it into my brain! Trust me...the woman will collect her winnings too, because she likes to give people scratch off lottery tickets and then as a contingency, makes you split the winnings...so I guess she is going shopping! WOW! Can we spell? C~R~A~Z~Y~?~?~?

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