Tuesday, January 8, 2008

My Comments On Perez Hilton Stories 1/8

COMEDYXML.com's Point Of View On Stories
Posted at: www.PerezHilton.com

Katherine Heigl always looks so polished and ladylike at red carpet events!

The newlywed was in full-on glam diva mode at the premiere of her latest film, 27 Dresses, Monday night in LA.

The movie is getting really good buzz.

If this is a hit for her, it would be the second hit movie in a row for Heigl, after this past summer's Knocked Up.

She'll be a movie star!

Translation: ain't no way she's staying with Grey's Anatomy after her contract is up.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

My Response: Her Dress Matches Her Lungs!


Angie's boobs have been looking bigger than normal lately!

Here she is, with Poppa Pitt, at the Critics Choice Awards on Monday night.

To walk down the red carpet, the mother of four was all covered up in this lovely trench coat.

Hmmmmmm……….

[Photo via Getty Images.]

My Response: Yea....Her Tits Look Great With Her Tats!


Tom let her out of the house!

A solo Katie Holmes attended the Critics Choice Awards in LA on Monday night, and she looked gorgeous.

The ceremony was not picketed by the striking writers, even though it was broadcast on Vh1, and it got a very nice star turnout.

CLICK HERE for a full list of the night's award winners.

My Response: Did She Just Roll Out Of Bed
And Take The Sheet With Her?


Kate Bosworth was spotted in Sydney this past weekend sporting those sunglasses.

Hmmmm…..

Thoughts???

[Image by INCO via Fame Pictures.]

My Response: Is that Mork or Mindy?
Shazbot! Nanu-Nanu!


Now that the Golden Globes and all the after-parties have been officially cancelled, the loss of the show and everything surrounding it is going to cost the local economy upwards of $80 million!

On the bright side: many SWAG suites are still going on.

Though they will likely be filled with only Z-Lister's!

My Response: Cool! I'll save space on my TIVO!

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